*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow
*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
Wow that malaphor is my life
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read